Who's Reading This Blog Anyway?

By Anonymous

Okay. We've got some preliminary marketing data that this type of post--the Fishing Babe--is pulling in new subscribers rapidly, like Dan "hossing" (i.e., putting heat on) a big tuna. As we get this blog rolling, the potential "monetary value" of each new reader is extremely promising, equating (I'm told) to an extimated $5,000 in forward-looking advertising revenue each year. As such, I propose that we continue with this strategy. I mean, come on, shipmates, can we honestly afford to put these posts "under wraps," so to speak? I think not. In fact, we might consider raising their frequency, to see what happens to our readership numbers (recall: "cause and effect"). You never know how high we can go, and how fast!

Oh, by the way (almost forgot), can anyone identify the fish she's holding?